Under the Freedom of Information Act, I have recently recieved documents from FISA (Federal Interplanetary Study Agency) that proves that my Grandfather, Joshua Busterhaus is the first documented case of alien abduction. The documentation proves that he was part of terran eugenics experiments by visitors from the SJ7 star system. Due to the nature of the studies, only family relatives are entitled access and so I am not at liberty to post scans of them here, but folks, this thoroughly disproves the scurrilous lies being spread by the Dearyon side of the family.